{"id":57,"date":"2004-04-11T21:59:45","date_gmt":"2004-04-12T01:59:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lestersworld.com\/?p=57"},"modified":"2023-08-28T21:08:02","modified_gmt":"2023-08-29T01:08:02","slug":"57","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lestersworld.com\/?p=57","title":{"rendered":"Lessons Learned"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It was a big day yesterday.\u00a0 My girlfriend taught me three things.<\/p>\n<p>1.\u00a0 Detective Olivia Benson is the product of a rape.\u00a0 (Which explains her zealousness when it comes to rape cases.)<\/p>\n<p>2.\u00a0 When the sun comes through the clouds during a rainstorm it is referred to as &#8220;The devil beating his wife&#8221;.\u00a0 I always thought that&#8217;s what <a href=\"http:\/\/betterthanezra.com\/\">BTE<\/a> was saying in &#8220;Cry in the Sun&#8221;, but it didn&#8217;t make any sense to me.\u00a0 Until now.<\/p>\n<p>3.\u00a0 In a plural possessive, the apostrophe comes after the &#8220;s&#8221;.\u00a0 (I didn&#8217;t pay a lot of attention in high school.)<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;re never too old to learn something new.\u00a0 The most I brought to the table was that Mariska Hargitay had posed nude.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/lestersworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2004\/04\/MariskaHartigayAllure1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-114\" src=\"http:\/\/lestersworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2004\/04\/MariskaHartigayAllure1-300x199.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"199\" srcset=\"http:\/\/lestersworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2004\/04\/MariskaHartigayAllure1-300x199.jpg 300w, http:\/\/lestersworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2004\/04\/MariskaHartigayAllure1-1024x680.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/lestersworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2004\/04\/MariskaHartigayAllure1-768x510.jpg 768w, http:\/\/lestersworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2004\/04\/MariskaHartigayAllure1.jpg 1250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It was a big day yesterday.\u00a0 My girlfriend taught me<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-57","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lestersworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lestersworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lestersworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lestersworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lestersworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=57"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/lestersworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":116,"href":"http:\/\/lestersworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57\/revisions\/116"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lestersworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=57"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lestersworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=57"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lestersworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=57"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}