{"id":37,"date":"2004-02-16T21:48:03","date_gmt":"2004-02-17T01:48:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lestersworld.com\/?p=37"},"modified":"2013-10-27T21:51:17","modified_gmt":"2013-10-28T01:51:17","slug":"happy-birthday-to-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lestersworld.com\/?p=37","title":{"rendered":"Happy Birthday to Me!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s the greatest birthday present ever!\u00a0 I&#8217;m about 8 months older than my girlfriend.\u00a0 Most of the year, she gets to announce that she is a year younger than I am.\u00a0 So when she turned 36, about 2 weeks later I started thinking I was 37&#8230; which means tomorrow I&#8217;d be 38 years old.\u00a0 That sucks.\u00a0 Then she reminded me I was only 36, and I&#8217;m TURNING 37.\u00a0 It was if someone gave me a box full of 366 days!\u00a0 (And it happens on a leap year!\u00a0 Double bonus.)\u00a0 Sometimes I am amazed that I can walk and draw breath at the same time&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d like to point your attention to the <a href=\"http:\/\/lestersworld.com\/naq.html\" target=\"_top\">N.A.Q. &#8211; Never Asked Questions<\/a>.\u00a0 It&#8217;s a little section I put together about a month ago consisting of answers to technical questions no one else seemed able to answer.\u00a0 Would you believe it now draws more search engine referrals than the soft-core porn section?\u00a0 Who says the Internet is all about dirty pictures?\u00a0 (I was just as shocked as you&#8230;.)<\/p>\n<p>Also check out this nice little surprise&#8230;. I managed to get a review published on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.botsandbytes.com\/Articles\/r2d2.htm\">Bots and Bytes<\/a>!\u00a0 If you read the whole thing you&#8217;ll notice two things:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>1.\u00a0 It&#8217;s similar to the one I posted here (<a href=\"http:\/\/lestersworld.com\/?p=28\">Now in the archive<\/a>).<br \/>\n2.\u00a0 You&#8217;re a NERD!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s the greatest birthday present ever!\u00a0 I&#8217;m about 8 months<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-37","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lestersworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lestersworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lestersworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lestersworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lestersworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=37"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/lestersworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":39,"href":"http:\/\/lestersworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37\/revisions\/39"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lestersworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=37"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lestersworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=37"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lestersworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=37"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}